Facebook Quotes on Twitter

Facebook is for the people you go to school with, Twitter is for the people you wish you went to school with. ~ unknown

Facebook is like a jail. You sit around & waste time, you write on walls & get poked by people you don't even know. ~ unknown

Facebook is like a fridge. When you’re bored you keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good in it. ~ unknown

Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall. ~ unknown

Facebook is the only place where you can have a poke war. ~ unknown

Facebook is the only place where people "like" their own statuses or their own comments. ~ unknown

Facebook is the only place where you can have more than 1000 friends. ~ unknown

Facebook is the only place where you can get any siblings easily. ~ unknown

Facebook is the only place where personal life is open to public free of charge! ~ unknown

Facebook is the only place where you don't tell all your business to family - you tell all your business to strangers. ~ unknown

Choose your Facebook profile pictures carefully. It’ll be the one they use when you go missing. ~ unknown

I want a real relationship; not a Facebook one! ~ unknown

Facebook the only place where people can make fake relationships. ~ unknown

Facebook the only place where you know their relationship isn't official until it's "Facebook official" ~ unknown

Facebook is the only place where you can see things that you could never think of. ~ unknown

Only on Facebook people think they're part of something, when in reality, there nothing to be part of. ~ unknown

Only on Facebook you can pretend to be famous. Just create a "Fan page." ~ unknown

Only on Facebook you can work out an entire floor plan of your friend's bathroom. ~ unknown

Only on Facebook people "like" to see a post about your Gold Fish dying. ~ unknown

Only on Facebook you will find more drama than in high school musical. ~ unknown

Only on Facebook people post every detail of their relationship drama. None found on Twitter, thank God for the 140 character limit. ~ unknown

Only on Facebook can you continue to poke someone and not get slapped in the face. ~ unknown

Only on Facebook you "poke" someone without even touching them. ~ unknown

Only on Facebook normal kids creating fanpages for themselves. ~ unknown

Only on Facebook you can get married without a ring. ~ unknown

Only on Facebook people change their relationship status faster than their profile pictures. ~ unknown

Only on Facebook you can see everyone’s drama. ~ unknown

Only on Facebook Liking someone's comment ends a conversation. ~ unknown