Jerry Seinfeld - Jokes, Quips, Oneliners
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Sometimes the road less travelled is less travelled for a reason ~ Jerry Seinfeld
Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. ~ Jerry Seinfeld
If airline seat cushions are such great flotation devices, why don't you see anyone take with them at the beach? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? ~ Jerry Seinfeld
