Mark Twain

Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover. ~ Mark Twain

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~ Mark Twain

If you love what you do, you'll never work another day in your life. ~ Mark Twain

To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence. ~ Mark Twain

I have found out that there ain' t no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them. ~ Mark Twain

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. ~ Mark Twain

Troubles are only mental; it is the mind that manufactures them, and the mind can forget them, banish them, abolish them. ~ Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~ Mark Twain

Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference. ~ Mark Twain

Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. ~ Mark Twain

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. ~ Mark Twain

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ~ Mark Twain

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed ~ Mark Twain

The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for. ~ Mark Twain

Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. ~ Mark Twain

The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself. ~ Mark Twain

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened. ~ Mark Twain

There are two types of speakers: those that are nervous and those that are liars. ~ Mark Twain

There are lies, damned lies, and statistics. ~ Mark Twain